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This episode tells the unusual tale of Hooterville's founding. As the town prepares for its centennial, Oliver announces a reenactment of the town's origins and casts himself and Lisa in the roles of Horace and Doris Hooter.
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When a blue feather arrives in the mail for Lisa, her Hungarian roots tell her that trouble is brewing. The feather is a symbol of malfortune to come, and she suspects it was sent by Hungarian gypsies, a warning that they are out to get her.
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Don't count chickens before they hatch! Oliver thinks he's laid a gold egg of an idea when he decides to dive beak first into the business of raising chickens. Lisa, on the other hand, sees little difference between raising chickens and children.
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All that glitters is not frosted cereal. After a jewelry heist in Chicago, the robbers foolishly stash their booty in the grain bin of a cereal manufacturer. Oliver and Lisa discover the jewels in their bowl of Crickly Wickly!
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Oliver Wendell Douglas returns from farm to firm... law firm, that is. When a young and ambitious local graduates from law school, he looks for a potential partner in Hooterville. Oliver is the logical choice. Lisa and Eb help the new venture.
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After partnering with a young, local lawyer, Oliver has opened a new law office in Hooterville. However, their secretary, Lisa, shows a lack of necessary skills. Soon, Lisa's job is on the line, even if she is married to one of the partners.
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When the Young Peoples Agricultural Society holds their annual convention in Washington, D.C., local members Eb, Mr. Kimball, and Arnold the pig get ready to make the big trip. Oliver and Lisa serve as unintended chaperones.
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While Lisa and Oliver consider what to do on their unplanned trip to Washington D.C., Mr. Haney rents their house to a family of eight. Meanwhile in the nation's capital, Lisa and Eb tour the White House, and Mr. Kimball makes official trouble.
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When a charmingly sweet doe wanders onto the Douglas farm, an enchanted Lisa befriends the beautiful animal. Having had her heart won over, Lisa resolves to have all deer hunting banned in Hooterville, winning support however necessary.
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Farmhand Eb plans to take his girlfriend to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. Only problem is he can't afford it. Oliver encourages Eb to get creative and figure out how to earn the money himself. And if Eb is anything, it's creative.
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Lisa becomes enchanted with the diary of a Lydia Plunkett. Found in an old trunk in the barn, the diary from 1898 tells Lydia's life story as a successful businesswoman. Eb and Lisa are glued to every page of the story, but Oliver isn't impressed.
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Mr. Haney and Fred Ziffel try to persuade Oliver to invest in a new business venture. "Looney Luke" Needlinger claim to have invented a machine that can turn hay into fresh milk. Oliver is skeptical and tries to prove the machine is a white lie.
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Lisa's "Mudder" pays a surprise visit to Lisa and Oliver. Eb good-naturedly introduces her as the Queen of Sicily. As a result, the entire town treats her like royalty. They even go so far as to hold a special day in her honor.
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Arnold Ziffel, Hooterville's beloved swine is thought to have rightful claim to a $20,000 fortune. The Birnbacher pork empire has promised that the descendant of the famous weather-predicting pig, Herman, will inherit the vast sum.
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Oliver, Lisa and Eb travel to Chicago with Arnold to prove the pig is the rightful heir to the Birnbacher pork empire. Will this pig get rich? Arnold makes a surprising prediction that baffles all, including all the lawyers involved.
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When Oliver returns home with Arnold, the citizens in town hold a large reception for Arnold. But when Oliver receives a phone call from a lawyer representing an eccentric relative of the Birnbachers, the riches go into question.
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Oliver is mad over the town's dirt road, especially when he finds out that the state set aside money over thirty years ago to fix it. Oliver goes to the Capitol to get the road paved but hits a roadblock when the Ziffels' house must be torn down.
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Lisa foretells of a mysterious stranger that will appear into Oliver's life. Enter Tadpole Talbot, Eb's childhood friend who has become a singing sensation. Tadpole has convinced Eb to go out on the road with him and join his band as a roadie.
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Oliver become alarmed that the youth of his beloved town, Hooterville is dwindling so he calls an emergency town meeting to prevent them from leaving. The next thing Oliver knows is that his barn has been volunteered for the new youth center.
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Oliver is asked to speak at the local high school about his illustrious law career and makes quite an impression on student Kathy Baxter. Oliver must contend with Kathy's fawning as well as her jealous boyfriend is not very happy with Oliver.
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Hank Kimball proposes marriage to lady carpenter Ralph Monroe while under the influence of heavy medication. Lisa plans an amazing country wedding only to find out that, Sam, the Justice of the Peace, has forgotten to new his license.
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Oliver plants his crops, worrying that they haven't been planted in time for a harvest. Lisa tries to be helpful and mixes up a batch of sour lemonade. Oliver pours out the bitter elixir in the newly planted field, with an unimaginable consequence.
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Sam Drucker does not stock any cosmetics in his store, much to the chagrin of Lisa. Lisa decides to set up a "small" display in the store. When the merchandise is delivered, it forces Mr. Drucker to retreat to the front porch.
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Mr. Haney discovers an old wish book dating back to 1898 that tells the story of Calvin and Tessie Whittaker who once owned the Douglases' farm and how Calvin traveled to Hollywood to pitch his idea of putting a mouse named Dickey into films.
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Oliver and Lisa discover a root cellar under their house and become trapped when it collapses in on them. Their only hope to get rescued rides on a hilarious game of charades between Arnold the pig and Mr. Drucker.
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Oliver goes to New York to finish up a case at his old firm. Meanwhile back on the farm, Lisa and Eb find a puppy left on the doorstep. Lisa, in all her innocence, leads Oliver to believe the puppy, affectionally named Freddie, is a human baby.
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Oliver has been invited to give a speech at the Bar Association. He is there to advocate for the hiring of ex-convicts. He eventually ends up regretting his speech when he is forced to hire an ex-convict by the name of Willie Dunhill.
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Oliver's crops are getting stomped on by Irene the cow. In his frustration, he fires a shotgun to scare Irene away. Instead the blast leads to a hilarious misunderstanding among Lisa, Eb and a life-sized fiberglass cow.
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Oliver has become the new School Board President. Unfortunately, Oliver's first day on the job is anything but smooth. Arnold the pig is expelled from his duties as the school's mascot, and Fred Ziffel implores Oliver to defend Arnold.
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After receiving a tax refund from the IRS, Oliver inspires his fellow citizens to make similar requests. There's only one problem... those making requests haven't paid their taxes! Nevertheless, the IRS mistakenly sends out half a million dollars!
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Oliver is insistent that he and Lisa have a romantic Sunday afternoon picnic, all alone. His romantic gesture for two turns into a picnic for the entire town. Finally, Oliver finds them a romantic refuge in a most unlikely place.
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Local boy Dinky Watson has one heck of a story to tell anyone who will listen. When Dinky convinces Lisa to buy a "moon rock" for the considerable sum of $14, Oliver suspects that she is the victim of a practical joke.
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When Lisa's Uncle Fedor comes to visit her at the farm, he is visibly upset. He claims that someone is following him. Indeed, Fedor is convinced that the Secret Police are out to steal back a valuable scientific formula, which only he knows.
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When Eb places an ad in a magazine claiming to be a wealthy landowner, it catches the eye of a young socialite. When the young woman makes an unexpected visit to Hooterville, Eb is forced to keep up his ruse.
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Oliver is upset when he finds out Arnold the pig and he share the same birthday. Jealous that Arnold is getting more attention than he is, Oliver becomes convinced that Lisa is throwing him a surprise party and drives all over town in search for it.
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Oliver and Lisa play host to four children from the city, who find themselves in Hooterville as part of a rural exposure program. The kids learn how to milk the cow, pick vegetables, plant seeds, and share sleeping quarters with four-legged friends.
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Little Lori Baker, who after coming to stay with the Douglases on a rural experience program, is staying on at the Douglas farm. This city girl, like Oliver, has found that she loves the country life! Lisa decides to throw Lori a welcome party.
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Lisa tells a rather fanciful version of how she met and fell in love with Oliver. The Douglases' house guest, little Lori Baker from the city, is all ears. The tale begins with how Lisa's father, the king, was exiled, causing Lisa to flee to Paris.
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The residents of Hooterville assume that Oliver Douglas must be broke when Lisa is spotted looking for work and standing in line at the soup kitchen. But assumptions in this town, even logical ones, are bound to be wrong.
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There is the old adage that warns never to discuss politics with your spouse... but what if you are both running for the same office?! That predicament comes true when Oliver and Lisa face each other in the Hooterville mayoral election.
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Lisa and Oliver try to sort out of the troubles of fools in love. The problems begin when Eb invites both his girlfriend and another young woman to the same dance, while Arnold the pig falls for not one, but two attractive bovines.
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Oliver is having a tough time. He has no one to help him pick the apples from his orchard, and he's promised to teach Lisa how to drive. The neighbors are all injured from assisting other harvests, and Lisa has a run-in with a sheriff.
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Eb feels the time is right to settle down and marry Darlene. However, he has nowhere near the money it will take to make a down payment on a house. With the help of the Douglases, who have given him two acres of land, Eb applies for a loan.
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Eb believes he has found his destiny when an accounting course he has enrolled in turns out to be acting workshop. All the world's a stage. Ed dives into acting and turns every simple interaction at the Douglas farm into a starring role.
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After Lisa attends a Women's Liberation League meeting, she gives Oliver a scolding for denying her equal rights and demands to swap chores. While Lisa does a stellar job at Oliver's work, Oliver's attempts at hers leave something to be desired.
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Oliver refuses to take Lisa to New York City to attend the wedding anniversary of an old friend. Meanwhile, Eb, always up to something, has a new invisible friend named Charlie. To get her way, Lisa introduces her own invisible friend... Natasha.
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Lisa gives the financially-challenged Eb her engagement ring to present to Darlene, his longtime sweetheart, so that he can pop the question. The ring is reportedly valued at $2,000, however, when Darlene's father has it appraised, it's a shocker.
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The Douglases are offered a free paint job on their house and barn so long as they allow the paint company free advertising on their barn wall. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to make spaghetti for Oliver's upcoming birthday. Will it prove im-pasta-ble?
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Lisa hosts the son of WWII hero Drobny, and all of Hooterville gets excited in anticipation of a surge of tourists. Trouble is, this hero was a duck, as is his son. Oliver tried to warn everyone they were making too much fuss over feathers.
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Young lovers Eb and Darlene are just weeks away from their wedding day, but they must choose the marriage venue. It's hard to decide between a church and a car wash. At least it is for Eb, who is still looking for a way to pay for it all.
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While staying with the Douglases, Arnold the Pig witnesses a bank robbery when he goes with the Douglases on an errand in Pixley. When Lisa asks him to describe the two robbers, Arnold, reliving the moment, loses his voice from fear.
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Lisa worries about Drobny the duck when the water fowl stops eating and sleeping and suffers headaches. Eb suggests the duck needs a duck girlfriend. Lisa agrees and goes about town trying to the right partner for Drobny.
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Oliver refuses to take Lisa to the annual Carpenter's Ball because he thinks the attendees are too eccentric for his liking. But Lisa has her own motives to attend. She is trying to get a romance sparked between two local singles.
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When Oliver decides to attend night school and enrolls in a farming class, Lisa does the same, taking psychology. Before long, many of the residents of Hooterville are lining up for appointments with the eminent Dr. Lisa.
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Aloha! The Douglases vacation in Hawaii. But the daughter of the hotel manager needs to keep secret that she double booked the honeymoon suite. The "sweet" surprise? While Lisa and Oliver settle in, they are unaware that the other room is occupied.
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Oliver's heirloom watch is broken so he tries to find his ex-secretary Carol's address to ask her the name of the jeweler who fixed it last time. Carol is now working and living in Los Angeles, and we get a glimpse into her new life.
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In this classic series' premiere episode, New York City attorney Oliver Wendell Douglas (Eddie Albert) satisfies his desire for the simple life by buying a farm, much to the chagrin of his wife, Lisa (Eva Gabor). John Charles Daly narrates the tale!
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Oliver (Eddie Albert) brings his wife, Lisa (Eva Gabor), to their new home, a ramshackle farm near Hooterville, just outside of Pixley, where she gets to meet the town's oddball residents. Bea Benaderet, Edgar Buchanan and Frank Cady guest star!
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Oliver (Eddie Albert) is ready to get farming, but Lisa (Eva Gabor) puts her foot down and says she will leave unless they can hire a decorator to fix the house! Meanwhile, Kate Bradley (Bea Benaderet) teaches Lisa how to make "hotscakes."
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Is the Honeymoon period over already? The rumor mill has it that Lisa (Eva Gabor) has packed up and left Oliver (Eddie Albert). Actually, she went back to New York to close up their penthouse apartment. And Mr. Haney is up to his old tricks!
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Oliver (Eddie Albert) calls in a roofer, a plumber and agricultural expert Hank Kimball (Alvy Moore). All of them give the same appraisal of his farm: it's a disaster! Meanwhile, Mr. Haney (Pat Buttram) has a few chickens he'd like to rent out!
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The Douglases are awaiting the arrival of their furniture and they don't know it, but Oliver's mother is on her way, too. But when the furniture is accidentally delivered to Mr. Haney's new place, he tries to sell their own possession back to them.
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Planting season ends in three weeks and Oliver has yet to get his land plowed. Meanwhile, Uncle Joe (Edgar Buchanan) needs a new shotgun before duck hunting season starts and schemes to solve both of their problems...without Oliver knowing it.
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When Oliver (Eddie Albert) sends a sample of his soil to the State Scientific College, a report comes back that his farm contains ingredients never before found in soil. Could his soil problems just be cosmetic? Eleanor Audley guest stars.
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Relying on statistics provided by the Department of Agriculture, Oliver (Eddie Albert) decides to plant wheat. But when he goes to Drucker's to buy seed, he learns the other farmers have a unique way to predict the best cropMrs. Ziffel's lumbago.
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After some wheeling and dealing and mending a riff between Mr. Kimball and his mother, Oliver (Eddie Albert) finally has a phone installed, but the Hooterville Phone Company installs it directly outside his bedroom window...on top of the phone pole.
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Oliver (Eddie Albert) plants his entire 160 acres with wheat, only to hear from The Crabwell Corners Conservation and Stabilization Committee, a local farm organization, that he was only permitted to grow eight acres of wheatbecause of Mr. Haney.
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The cow that Oliver (Eddie Albert) bought from Mr. Haney is pregnant. Afraid that Haney will claim the new calf, Oliver and Eb decide to keep it secret...only to have the people of Hooterville think that it is Lisa (Eva Gabor) who is expecting!
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It's the Douglases' wedding anniversary and, after initially pretending not to remember, Oliver (Eddie Albert) makes clear that he knows the date very well, he just can't remember exactly how many years he and Lisa (Eva Gabor) have been married.
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Lisa (Eva Gabor) is shocked that Hooterville has no beauty parlor, and the Ladies' Every-Other-Wednesday Afternoon-Discussion-Club nominates her to make it happen. Of course, Oliver's mother is happy to help, even if it means underhanded tactics.
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When Oliver's neighbor, Mr. Watson, decides to do some traveling, Oliver (Eddie Albert) buys the farm which adjoins his property, but not the house on it. Lisa (Eva Gabor) misunderstands and thinks the beautiful farmhouse is their new home.
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Oliver (Eddie Albert) discovers the only requirement to join the Hooterville Valley Fire Department is that he must play a musical instrument. Meanwhile Lisa (Eva Gabor) tries her hand at cooking something besides "hotscakes" for breakfast.
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Believing he will never get a moment's peace, Oliver (Eddie Albert) is annoyed when Lisa (Eva Gabor) puts a listing in the new phone book: "Oliver Douglas, Attorney at Law"but it is a different story when no one calls for his services.
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Oliver (Eddie Albert)'s apple crop is ready to be harvested, and he decides to take them to market himself and make a killing. Of course, getting to market before the price drops proves a little more difficult than Oliver anticipates.
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Ralph (Mary Grace Canfield) becomes enamored of Mr. Kimball (Alvy Moore), the county agent. However, though she feminizes herself and gets all gussied up, he refuses to go out with a girl named Ralph. Can Oliver solve the situation legally?
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Six months is up! Now, Lisa (Eva Gabor) gets to decide whether she and Oliver (Eddie Albert) will remain on the farm or go back to New York and their Park Avenue lifestyle! Will this be the final straw for Green Acres?
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Sam Drucker (Frank Cady) is leaving on a much-needed two-week vacation and talks Oliver (Eddie Albert) into assuming his duties as deputy sheriff. But Oliver soon learns enforcing the law isn't quite as easy as it looks.
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Whatever you do, don't say her name and especially while playing checkers down at Drucker's! An old hag named Molly Turgiss (Renie Riano), who died twenty years before the Douglases (Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor) came to town, might be haunting them.
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It's a few days before Oliver (Eddie Albert)'s birthday, and Lisa (Eva Gabor) doesn't know quite what to get himuntil the old Hoyt Clagwell goes kerflooey! So, she goes out and buys the biggest and fanciest tractor she can find.
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Oliver (Eddie Albert) discovers that Eb (Tom Lester) has a way with sick animals after Eb cures Arnold, the pig, and Alice, the chicken, and offers to put him through veterinary college. But will life in Green Acres ever be the same without Ed?!