Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Jason Davis
Geno
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Joe Viterelli
Clamato