Cast
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Richard Leacock
Walter
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Chris Turner
Bobby
George Josef
Chef
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Charles Andre
Medic
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Stuart Davidson
Kid