What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Marina Golub
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva
Lyudmila Velikaya
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Boris Smorchkov
General
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Aleksei Buldakov
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Lyudmila Larionova
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Pyotr Merkuryev
Anatoly Kalmykov
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Vladimir Gusev
General
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)