Number One
Reparto
Albie Woodington
Paul
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Jude Alderson
Girl
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
John Benfield
Contestant
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
John Turner
Car Repossessor
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Kate Hardie
Sue
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
Phil Daniels
Terry
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Tony Scott
Danny
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
Alison Steadman
Doreen
Ray Winstone
Timmy
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
James Marcus
DC Fleming