Distribution
Lionel Blair
Harry Charms
Eddie O'Connell
Colin, Photographer / Narrator
Graham Fletcher-Cook
Wizard
Joseph McKenna
Fabulous Hoplite
Anita Morris
Dido Lament
Sylvia Syms
Cynthia Eve
Julian Firth
The Misery Kid
Jess Conrad
Cappuccino Man
Slim Gaillard
Party Singer
Carmen Ejogo
Carmen
Patsy Kensit
Suzette
Ray Davies
Arthur, Colin's Dad
Robbie Coltrane
Mario
Eric Sykes
Arcade Attendant (uncredited)
Mandy Rice-Davies
Flora, Colin's Mum
Tony Hippolyte
Mr. Cool
Colin Jeavons
Pamphleteer
Ronald Fraser
Amberley Drove
Bruce Payne
Flikker
David Bowie
Vendice Partners
Eve Ferret
Big Jill
Sade
Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
James Fox
Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
Edward Tudor-Pole
Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
Bruno Tonioli
Maltese Lodger
Paul Rhys
Dean Swift
Peter-Hugo Daly
Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
Johnny Shannon
Saltzman
Zoot Money
Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)
Sandie Shaw
Baby Boom's Mother
Steven Berkoff
The Fanatic
Alan Freeman
Call-Me-Cobber
Gary Beadle
Johnny Wonder
Irene Handl
Mrs Larkin
Chua Kah Joo
Dancer