Distribution
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Akon
Himself
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Nik Dodani
Raja
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Jenny McCarthy
Herself
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself