The Muppet Script

Doc Hopper

Robin the Frog / El Sleezo Waiter

Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord

Beaker / Insolent Waiter

The Swedish Chef

Self (archive footage)

Gonzo the Great

Max

Floyd Pepper / El Sleezo Patron

Self (archive footage)

Statler / Mad Man Mooney

Janice

Sweetums

Lew Zealand / El Sleezo Waitress

Waldorf / Ice Cream Vendor

Camilla the Chicken / El Sleezo Tough

Scooter / Professor Krassman

Miss Piggy

Rowlf the Dog / Balloon Vendor

Self - Banjo Supervision

Self - Narrator

Self (archive footage)

Kermit the Frog

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Bernie the Agent

Self - Pianist

Fozzie Bear

Dr. Teeth / El Sleezo Owner

Doglion / Miss Tracy

Self (archive footage)