Number One
Diễn viên
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
Tony Scott
Danny
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
John Benfield
Contestant
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
John Turner
Car Repossessor
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
Jude Alderson
Girl
Ray Winstone
Timmy
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
Alison Steadman
Doreen
Phil Daniels
Terry
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
Kate Hardie
Sue
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
Albie Woodington
Paul